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12/11/2008 20:31:40 Nug Nugent

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12/11/2008 02:16:33 HairyMan

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11/11/2008 20:27:38 YahooBot

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29/10/2008 16:48:43 Diggo

Thanks a lot dude :(

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19/10/2008 13:58:32 bob

interesting site man

03/10/2008 13:31:11 no

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03/10/2008 10:31:03 Rus Edman

Because the rest of the yellows were shit.

25/09/2008 14:46:52 john

why has russ got the second best rating for the yellows?

25/09/2008 13:15:11 Pretty

mature

17/09/2008 23:15:08 shit

the bed

17/09/2008 17:42:26 HyperAliG

OK Russ - a fair explanation of something I was hitherto unaware of. Will take your word for it. Still an exciting game anyway, and at least we enjoyed the pleasure of a hard-fought win on the night - even if we have only found out later that we didn't ! lol

15/09/2008 11:18:27 same old reds

always cheating

15/09/2008 10:45:35 Rus Edman

The score two weeks ago was 8-8.
Zak quoted a wrong tally early on and thereafter Reds maintained an incorrect scoreline. Only dilligent score-counting (and assist-counting) Yellows were able to prevent this error going down in history.
HyperG's goal will be erased pursuant to any further insubordination.

14/09/2008 20:02:59 SuperG

In that case there is one missing off the scorers.
It was def 9-8 on the night. I scored the seventh, and there were two after that.

11/09/2008 14:50:16 jack

no, i scored one goal for the yellows before i came 2 the reds. sorry

10/09/2008 22:38:53 SuperG

The result from 02 September should read 8-9. The scorers add up to that result ok.

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06/09/2008 23:17:32 adult

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05/09/2008 01:44:43 ashley

jifka yer

01/09/2008 09:35:14 Rus Edman

Ryan Lee and Mitch Hayden now updated.
Anyone else want an update? I'll correct the Pimm(sic) brothers moniker if requested.

29/08/2008 03:37:58 Mitch Mitchell & Butler

ahhh

29/08/2008 03:37:23 Nug

and his Urban Sports

27/08/2008 16:54:46 Ryan Lee

Could u change Ryan Wong back to Ryan Lee PLS....??

26/08/2008 11:06:38 Serge Gainsgourg

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24/08/2008 20:17:18 biffy clyro

i am the mountain, i am the sea, you cant take that away from me

18/08/2008 15:02:29 junksters

chris skinner not jason stringer

18/08/2008 10:03:58 Rus Edman

Anyone else except me and junksters want to comment on the ratings or performances, or Graham Mantell's haircut?

17/08/2008 02:24:38 liza

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15/08/2008 00:25:12 ma289zda

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05/08/2008 12:07:38 Rus Edman

Turns out it was Lee Walker again.

05/08/2008 09:35:28 Rus Edman

Who scored Reds first goal ?

04/08/2008 11:48:12 Mat

Tom played for the yellows

04/08/2008 11:23:29 Rus Edman

And also, did Tom Cousins play for Yellows or Reds?
Answers with a SAE to POBox 12.
First correct entry drawn will receive an extra pass.

04/08/2008 11:13:18 Rus Edman

Who scored Reds first goal last week? I lost my notes.

01/08/2008 00:25:09 Aaomtsia

good post man thx

01/08/2008 00:16:05 my

cool jackson

31/07/2008 19:45:05 swede

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30/07/2008 17:05:29 the real nick

piss off you nick wannabe.

30/07/2008 01:21:15 nick

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24/07/2008 20:03:51 best goal of all time

moses moncola's winner in that title race run in 2006?

24/07/2008 19:22:59 Jack Kostanski

Coolvan jiffka sloot ya?

24/07/2008 08:19:07 Rus Edman

that would be true, if it weren;t for the fact that he has the best results ratio of all the yelluds. Closely followed by Jack Kostanski.

24/07/2008 00:51:05 Martin Jol

LOL!

24/07/2008 00:43:49 hehe

Interesting Statistic - Whenever Simon hasn't turned up, the yellows have always played better

23/07/2008 18:30:20 steve kendall

does it help the fact im a cunt?

23/07/2008 18:25:05 Rus Edman

Interesting stat. Of the 10 occasions out of 26 that there have been an odd number of players, Reds have received the extra man on every occasion.
Just thought you'd like to know.

16/07/2008 15:57:34 jack

good work with the ratings etc

13/07/2008 20:57:03 your

a cunt

06/07/2008 11:28:37 Ndgjybpi

good work man

06/07/2008 06:00:26 Ckqovokx

It's funny goodluck

06/07/2008 02:26:35 Wduezvuh

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26/06/2008 15:03:58 rus

is a cock

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04/06/2008 14:43:32 Jaquino

Robs second name is spelt 'Parks' and Jack Kostanski got an assist.

30/05/2008 18:33:29 Wayne and Sam

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30/05/2008 16:01:49 Wayne

I'm shit

30/05/2008 10:28:47 Wayne

13th May.
robbed of another MOTM by 0.05 of a rating.
i demand action !

30/05/2008 10:27:00 Wayne

20th May,

where's my MOTM?

who's running this show?

this is a disgrace.

30/05/2008 01:01:16 simon

am i a cunt?

28/05/2008 18:03:08 long

john

25/05/2008 12:43:56 long

ing me out

20/05/2008 02:54:26 kate

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20/05/2008 00:24:52 arni

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13/05/2008 00:42:10 pam

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13/05/2008 00:40:46 nick kendall

i'm a wrong'un.. just like my farva.

08/05/2008 09:39:57 Rus Edman

Ratings are up punks, and fake Stefanses.

04/05/2008 21:53:26 everyone

steve, you are no longer welcome at tuesday night football

04/05/2008 01:23:55 Stefan

where are the FUCKING ratings

29/04/2008 12:04:10 stefan

comon you guys

29/04/2008 11:58:10 steve

rob you shit allover the pitch m8

29/04/2008 11:57:30 '' '' ''the real rob'' '' ''

i actually wanna play on pitch tonight
i wanna go up front !

29/04/2008 11:55:52 rob

jack your in goal tonight because your bloody useless up front tonight !

25/04/2008 17:55:20 lol

""LOLOLOLOLOLOL""

25/04/2008 16:12:38 lol

and you shuda scored 5!

25/04/2008 16:09:17 nick

your the one who gave it away both times on their 2 goals?

25/04/2008 15:30:26 jack

you let in 2, we scored 1. Question that.

25/04/2008 14:03:31 nick

the attackers were better than defenders for yellows? questionable.

22/04/2008 18:35:58 the REAL jack edmonds

i cant come tonight boys
im off on a date with dani al

21/04/2008 05:08:38 ma638zda

c296t

19/04/2008 01:11:05 the real jack edmonds

thats really funny

18/04/2008 13:44:36 jack edmonds

i cant make next tuesday, cos i got bummed by some big black man and it hurts :(

18/04/2008 13:43:09 nick kendall

i'm defecting to the Reds.

17/04/2008 19:23:26 Graham Poll

lol

15/04/2008 15:35:18 Burcu Ovunc

looof u jark xxx

15/04/2008 02:57:23 Miroslav Hambleck

Nick, spéar dáli yer. fuckin' jifká.

14/04/2008 13:40:18 Interesting Statistic

Jacks been bummed more than any other player this year

14/04/2008 11:50:43 phil

yea yea Jack, you just think that.......:)

14/04/2008 01:35:15 nick kendall

can't play next week boys. i'm having sharon round to meet the parents.

14/04/2008 01:32:24 jack

alright phil, it was just a one-off. dont get all excited :)

12/04/2008 13:36:50 phil

haaaaaaaha. who got man of the match ey??????

11/04/2008 16:17:03 rob jenkins

stefan is a big gay baboon

09/04/2008 14:17:33 ...............

..........

09/04/2008 14:16:27 jack

zak scored

09/04/2008 12:34:23 Rus Edman

Football is not cancelled at all. However, I know who owes money, and if it doesn't get paid, Nigel will cancel football for those individuals.

06/04/2008 15:48:51 nick kendall

fuck off puttin everything in my name JACK!

06/04/2008 15:22:32 nick

''could not'' but he will be able to continue doin so soon

06/04/2008 14:34:53 Rus Edman

Football is cancelled for the next two months as Nigel could not pay it by himself any longer.

01/04/2008 15:46:05 luke

im well up for footy tonight!!!!!!!
whos coming???
X

01/04/2008 12:31:51 steve

i think me turning up had a big influence on the game last week

01/04/2008 12:31:10 rob

im gay

01/04/2008 12:30:24 nick kendall

i feel so fresh back from my injury now, the reds will definately have to look out for me tonight...
im on fire

26/03/2008 20:12:37 nick kendall

i cant remember playing on the right wing once last nite!!! but ill take the MOTM award haha

24/03/2008 18:43:30 jacks girlfriend

jack, im sorry to say this but it had to come to an end one day....... we're finished babe.

24/03/2008 01:49:00 steve

nick you spend your life on your laptop making conversations with yourself.

23/03/2008 11:53:02 jack

im so hungover this mornin guys :(

21/03/2008 02:10:44 nick kendall

im rare pissed rite now :0 !

20/03/2008 19:28:00 nick

dont i deserve a 9 because i was still a bit injured?

20/03/2008 19:27:08 nick kendall

it took quite a few deflections.

19/03/2008 18:50:21 jack

didnt i assist nicks goal.. as i was the corner taker?

27/02/2008 18:48:06 Jack

I cant wait to see 'Ryan Jenkins' name up in lights!

21/02/2008 14:07:15 ''A Rocking Tribute To Staikov'' by Nick Kendall

I just looked at the score and did not believe that russel and jack would be capable of sharing 12 goals between them. impossibility . until i saw who was playing just behind the both of them. what a player, stefan has been by far the player of the season up and till now. BUT YESSS WHAT A WIN!!!!!

20/02/2008 16:17:06 Jack

Steph WAS unreal to be fair... Now i see why Zak gets so many goals! :)

20/02/2008 00:31:18 Jaquino

I didnt write that

19/02/2008 19:18:29 jack

Simon can't kick a ball properly

19/02/2008 19:15:44 jack

tite

19/02/2008 19:03:59 Nug Nugent

you fat hoota

18/02/2008 21:59:32 nick kendall

Nug...i was brought up to think postively, and confidence will come along with positive thinking. infact the odds were fairly poor. 4/6 i got. so the yellows are definately going to win. and like i said, when i return, i will be returning to a team on a winning streak :D ....then we mite start losing again haha

18/02/2008 20:40:16 Nug Nugent

What odds did you get, Nick? I have to say I don't much fancy your chances - I'll happily issue 66/1.

18/02/2008 20:04:02 Rus Edman

Not entirely.

18/02/2008 17:23:54 dan taylor

i see the yellows still havent got a in under their belt.. still regret swapping me for steve rus ? LOLOL

18/02/2008 16:08:47 nick kendall

i put a bet on down ladbrokes. yellows to win 4-1, jack edmonds to score first. c'monnn

18/02/2008 16:08:11 nick kendall

nice to see somebody is in the same boat as me, hello nug :)

18/02/2008 13:25:50 Nug Nugent

I'm gutted I won't be able to play tomorrow - my knee's been absolutely buggered since I twisted it last Tuesday. Something is hanging on by a thread, and it needs resting. I hope Craig can make it as Yellows need defenders.

15/02/2008 23:14:01 Rus Edman

Gideon Spibles was pretty mystical in the troublesome right back spot for yellows. He was able to mysteriously vanish the ball as it came to him and reappear it at Zak's feet. It was pure wizardry.

14/02/2008 22:46:14 fuck off

fock off

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13/02/2008 20:32:37 nick kendall

and also...gideon probably thinks hes the dogs bollocks on Fifa 08..but this dont mean hes gna be able to dominate tuesday night footie...what the hell was he doing there? i thought he was a full time gamer! :O

13/02/2008 20:30:59 nick kendall

good to see we put in a good performance! shows how valuable our defenders are by the looks of it! good job! ....this is the turning point!

p.s. i didnt write that message below

12/02/2008 11:43:03 nick kendall

well the odds were against you winning

06/02/2008 19:10:59 jack

we played a pub team from the other pitch and lost 3-2

06/02/2008 17:58:36 nick kendall

what was the score last nite?

05/02/2008 21:09:00 mark

yellows will never win without tracking back and helping defend, too many forwards

05/02/2008 14:51:46 Nug Nugent

With or without Luke, the Yellows are shoddy. We must play better tonight.

04/02/2008 16:14:13 nick kendall

i agree, without luke yellows are a different team

03/02/2008 09:13:18 luke

yer dan grow up its casue im not there and we all no that! hehe
xx

29/01/2008 23:10:56 hah

dan needs to grow up

29/01/2008 16:22:55 lol

according to dan taylor, the yellows won't win because they don't have him in goal

29/01/2008 15:48:14 rob

you yellows up for playing decent football tonight??

29/01/2008 11:47:47 Edman

Anyone up for playing a sensible ball tonight?

24/01/2008 21:51:15 nick kendall

lol jks, it was me really. sorry :( xxx

24/01/2008 21:49:21 nick kendall

you can piss off! i was watching eastenders at 8.11! so sod off!

23/01/2008 22:58:42 the real slim shady

i love you rob

23/01/2008 20:32:25 Zoé

Yer Rob, the I might concider going out with you.

23/01/2008 20:31:49 Stefan

Cut your hair Rob

23/01/2008 20:30:46 Mark Dugdale

I love you Cronin!

23/01/2008 01:03:49 Real G

......watching Eastenders was better than watching East Europeans walk though the midfield and defence.... ;)

22/01/2008 18:58:13 mark

15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21/01/2008 20:56:15 nick kendall

you can piss off! i was watching eastenders at 8.11! so sod off!

21/01/2008 20:52:05 The real Rob

I didn't write that, clearly nick did.

21/01/2008 20:11:58 rob

sorry but jack was not the best player on our team last week

21/01/2008 15:12:33 nick kendall

last tuesday was the worst tuesday night ive ever experienced

10/01/2008 14:41:05 Nick

I have a fat nose

03/01/2008 18:50:08 mark

I'm Gonna score 1 less than last year!!!!!!

28/12/2007 01:47:22 Nick Kendall

im gona be top scorer next year, watch out zak

22/12/2007 17:35:55 mark

3-3-1 sufficate there 3 pronged attack

22/12/2007 01:18:48 Rus Edman

Mick Sheehan used to swear by triangles.
Maybe we should give it a try.

21/12/2007 14:35:05 mark

Yellows we need a formation to win next year!!!

20/12/2007 00:30:44 nick kendall

next year.... next year.

14/12/2007 16:13:36 rob

GOOD ONE !

14/12/2007 15:23:40 nick kendall

can i push on slightly. im lookin to get 2 goals so i can match steve?

14/12/2007 11:37:40 Rus Edman

Nug is definitely not in goal next week. He is lone striker, with Hashman Edmonendez in support. Jack, Rob and I will be back, and Stick Kendal between the Nicks.

13/12/2007 18:12:55 Rus Edman

Correct. Ashley is playing.

12/12/2007 13:46:58 nick kendall

i make next week the last week of the tuesday nite footie season?

11/12/2007 23:38:53 nick k

well officially he was actually at college. so i take thatback

11/12/2007 23:38:15 nick kendall

Steve was officially at work 9.28 this mornin, own up who posted this :(

11/12/2007 09:28:19 steve

nick cant defend

06/12/2007 14:42:56 nick kendall

nug...ur upfront next game, ill fill in at the back.

06/12/2007 11:17:05 Nug Nugent

I like your attitude Nick. We have to go all-out to win our remaining games, restore some pride, and then we'll have the momentum with us for the start of next season.
I'd love to get a goal this year. LOVE IT.

05/12/2007 16:45:14 Nick Kendall

I issue out this rallying cry to every true Yellows player. And for those who haven't been attending, get your arses down to Bagshot Road

05/12/2007 16:43:51 Nick Kendall

Statistics mean nothing. Deep down, I want the Yellows to win. There is pride to play for. I feel distraught that the Yellows have failed to win the league twice in 2 years even though i have made some appearances for the Reds. We're lacking leadership, we're full of talent and we're just not performing as a team like how we were at the start of this year. All of us need to re-group and work our socks off for the team from start till end. Last night was proof how we can just give up once we've gone a few goals down. We need to fight from start to finish, not just turn it on in the space of 5 minutes. I know we can do it, let's win these last 2/3/4 games and finish this season on a high, come back next year and continue the winning run. YOU YELLLLOOOWWWWWWSSSSSS

05/12/2007 16:35:10 Rus Edman

Stefan is now the most successful player. Yellows need to turn it round for Nick, since we've nowt else to play for.

05/12/2007 12:59:27 Nug Nugent

The top scorers chart makes for grim reading this year. On last night's form, Zak might just reach 100 for the season ;)

01/12/2007 01:51:54 jaCK

FUCKINT BULLSDHIT THIS GAME. HATE It. rus uou chat shit. batty-end.

30/11/2007 11:10:51 rob

WELL DONE NICKYYY

29/11/2007 14:05:51 Rus Edman

Nick Kendall has become the most successful player with 20 wins 8 draws and 13 defeats this season.

27/11/2007 15:05:39 Nick

"shut up rob you immature asylum"

27/11/2007 13:23:52 Nick

shut up rob u immature asylum

27/11/2007 12:10:31 Nick

''oh dear nick''

26/11/2007 13:22:44 jack

o dear nick.

24/11/2007 18:38:56 Nick

that wasn't me, it was jack, rob rung me and told me it was him

24/11/2007 16:13:56 nick

comon rus where are the ratings?

22/11/2007 15:49:01 Nick

you must be a very poor FA if you can't even count properly, cos the total does come to 56 you retard lol

22/11/2007 15:43:06 the FA

the yellows should be on 55 points.. not 56

13/11/2007 20:34:29 Jack

Steve u thick bastard...

13/11/2007 17:26:39 Stevie K

jack loves men

13/11/2007 17:26:16 Jack

Rus i got the long ball assist when you headed it in from the edge of the area.

13/11/2007 17:25:40 Jack

Rus i got the long ball assist when you headed it in from the edge of the area.

10/11/2007 13:13:18 Jack

Rus i got the long ball assist when you headed it in from the edge of the area.

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07/11/2007 15:32:00 Rus Edman

Dear All,

WHy all the repetitions?
Well done to Copperman for securing another MOTM award. There is a nominal trophy for this too.

Regards,

Edman.

07/11/2007 14:02:54 nick kendall

6 games left this season!

06/11/2007 15:26:12 NICK KENDALL

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

06/11/2007 15:26:03 NICK KENDALL

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

06/11/2007 15:25:54 NICK KENDALL

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

05/11/2007 19:16:44 nick kendall

erm..did not actually repeat it that time lol

04/11/2007 21:08:43 NICK KENDALL

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

04/11/2007 21:08:31 NICK KENDALL

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

04/11/2007 21:08:23 NICK KENDALL

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

04/11/2007 21:08:11 NICK KENDALL

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

30/10/2007 15:58:01 NICK KENDALL

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

26/10/2007 17:53:40 Interesting Statistic

Steve Kendall has been on the winning team the most this season, followed by his brother who is 2nd. The 2 most valuable players to have in your team to achieve victory?

26/10/2007 14:18:06 Rus Edman

"It's a very amusing question, but no awards for diving."

26/10/2007 09:44:30 Rus Edman

It's a very amusing question, but no awards for diving.

25/10/2007 18:45:23 nick kendall

''no awards for best dives of the season then :(''

24/10/2007 17:06:01 Rus Edman

I thought that question was rhetoric.
The answer is no.

24/10/2007 16:53:59 nick kendall

no awards for best dives of the season then :(

11/10/2007 15:28:51 nick kendall

no awards for best dives of the season then :(

11/10/2007 10:56:42 Rus Edman

The following prizes are available:
10 games need to have been played to be eligible.
Golden Boot - top scorer on goal to game ratio
Player of the season - highest average rating
Man of the Season - most MOTM awards
Silver Boot - most assists on assist per game ratio
Goal of the season - entirely subjective and decided by a small panel
Worst hair - sponsored by Rob Jenkins' agent

The actual prize is nominal, and will usually comprise some kudos and maybe a slap on the back.

11/10/2007 09:26:33 Nug Nugent

The Golden Boot is for the all-round top-scorer. The Silver Boot is for the highest-scoring defender. Midfielders get nothing, unless they've scored more than the strikers.

11/10/2007 09:11:18 the real nick kendall

i never said that below lol

10/10/2007 21:44:54 nick kendall

i think jack may have a battle on his hands to try and beat you to the bronze boot russ, seeing as ill be snapping up the silver boot!

10/10/2007 17:43:52 Rus Edman

Who is going to win the coveted Bronze Boot this season?
My money is on Jack Eds.

10/10/2007 17:42:49 Rus Edman

If this message gets blocked then, I will know I am spam?

10/10/2007 16:36:09 Nug Nugent

I've put some primitive spam blocking in place. I'll keep an eye on this and see if things improve....

10/10/2007 16:27:02 Nug Nugent

Great, here we go again....

10/10/2007 14:04:48 Nug Nugent

I'm sure you all noticed the spam which recently hit the messageboard. I've deleted it for the time being, but if it returns I may have to implement usernames/passwords....

09/10/2007 17:51:24 The Real Big G

I am sure it will be an interesting game tonight, Nick - the yellows will be right up for it. Last week was a bit of a Maggie Thatcher Winston Churchill Lord Beaverbrook scenario...........

05/10/2007 09:12:16 Graham Mantle

MAN UP YA ARSE!!! LOL!!

04/10/2007 23:39:32 nick kendall

im back for this tuesday, im ready, 100% committed, i seriously cant wait! forget it reds, the glory and the passion is in the direction of the yellows

03/10/2007 16:50:48 nick kendall

guys... wtf happened last night :( dont woz, we'll blates win nxt week
!

02/10/2007 16:25:33 Rus Edman

Jack. Who is your fantasy football goalkeeper?

27/09/2007 23:46:20 Graham Mantle

They don't call me Yakubu for nothing ;)

27/09/2007 17:25:37 Nick

AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

27/09/2007 10:11:12 Rus Edman

Yeah, Graham's goal was a blinder. From about 10 yards out he picked his spot perfectly. Dan had no chance.
Come to think of it, Mark's goal was very similar.

26/09/2007 16:33:42 nick kendall

not really russ but im well jealous that u went to footie last nite! must of been one of the all time great matches !!! mainly cos graham n mark got their first goals! !!! ... i wasnt at the game but i take it reds had the uppeer hand, cos if dan still got 8.56 and conceded 6...he must have also saved a bag full of shots as well?

26/09/2007 10:07:09 Rus Edman

One of my fantasy teams has Michael Owen in it.
I've used all my subs this week. I'm going to slit my wrists.

Jealous?

25/09/2007 14:40:13 The Real Big G

Jack - last week I was at Stamford Bridge. There were 17000 other people who were apparently available to play Tuesday night though ! LOL

24/09/2007 23:16:12 jack

Incidently, Rob got one assist on tuesday and nick got the other

24/09/2007 23:11:21 Jack

Rus, you're making it blindingly obvious to us that you have no life.....

#cue your massively witty and cutting responce#

23/09/2007 13:13:24 Wussal Headmanz

anyone up for fantasy football leagues? nugg and i have already entered our teams into about 30,000 different leagues! jealous?

20/09/2007 23:21:27 nick kendall

i actually get it now LOL soz got a bit confused cos i didnt know it was graham who said it!

20/09/2007 22:59:15 Dan Taylor

DANS BALLLLLLLLLLL!

20/09/2007 22:49:16 JOE

CC'UU'UMM ONN R'OBB....TH'ATTTS A' FOUL!

20/09/2007 22:48:28 HENRY

PHILIP! SHOOOT!

20/09/2007 22:47:00 Jack

HAHAAAA!!! Graham, you should have said 'man up your arse' anyway... it would have been a memorable occasion. Graham, where were u on Tuesday?

20/09/2007 12:32:11 Nick Kendall

I don't get it

19/09/2007 22:38:38 The Real Big G

Old habits die hard, guys! We have a couple of girls in our 7-a-side league at work. One of them plays for BA Ladies actually - but I almost embarrassed myself with " Man up your...... Ooops - er, sorry - Man on !!" Almost as bad was when I played against her once and she closed down one of my team. "Woman on! " just doesn't sound quite right ! :)

16/09/2007 18:28:35 Graham

NICK'S UP YOUR ARSEEEEEEEEEE!!!

14/09/2007 15:15:43 Rus Edman

Anyone want to play a game of cricket on Sunday for Frimley Green CC?

12/09/2007 19:15:03 GRAHAM MANTLE

GGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/09/2007 19:14:44 Graham Mantle

MAN UP YOUR ARSE!!!!

12/09/2007 19:14:16 Rob's Sister

Hi Rob doin well good love ya xxx

12/09/2007 19:13:58 Rob's Brother

I can't believe you broke my drum sticks when you lost 5-4 to nick on pro evo rob!!!

08/09/2007 18:01:53 Rob's Dad

I know...i just know....

07/09/2007 12:01:40 Rob's Mum

Rob, I've ironed your underpants.

05/09/2007 22:15:50 Rob

I'm not coming to football next week - Ive got myspace to do.

05/09/2007 14:06:04 god

bless

05/09/2007 13:35:28 Steve's Dad

Jack is a gayer.

05/09/2007 13:35:10 Nick's Mum

No he's not

13/08/2007 03:52:05 Jack

comeserations, salutations and tribulations to the next two weeks ahead. hopefully you complete your task luke.

11/08/2007 15:25:36 luke

well done jack your shooting up the top scorers list! congrats!
xx

06/08/2007 23:18:39 Rus Edman

Rob, Nick assisted an old lady across the road.

02/08/2007 17:58:04 Nick

Russ, i assisted an old lady across the road

02/08/2007 14:34:37 Jack

Rus, i assisted andy pimms goal.

01/08/2007 17:47:28 Rus Edman

Dear Nick,

I think you are trying to say that Shrek III is not showing at Exeter Odeon.

Confused, 30, Tring.

31/07/2007 14:42:46 Nick kendall

it was jus dan taylor said hes sure steve didnt score tuesday nite n then i fort i cudnt remember him either. not to worry we're prob both wrong!

CANT WAIT FOR TONIGHT, WORK IS GOING SO SLOWWWWWWWWWWW

31/07/2007 12:52:29 Nug Nugent

Terrible news for the yellows, Henry Kay having defected to Haslemere Town. Terrible :(

31/07/2007 10:45:36 Rus Edman

Who scored for Reds then?
I thought it was Zak, Steve and AndyImPm?

29/07/2007 15:06:10 nick kendall

did steve actually score on tuesday? i seriously dont remember him scorin at all!

27/07/2007 11:57:14 Rus Edman

Does anyone other than Jack write on this message board?

26/07/2007 21:44:19 stevie kendall

yes boys

26/07/2007 17:33:09 Leroy

rob u best not have a girlfriend, u told me u were single at the party. having second thoughts?

24/07/2007 19:36:05 The media

......He wont fuckin leave us alone.

24/07/2007 00:45:16 The Media

Nick is really grabbing the media at the moment

23/07/2007 22:18:00 pier luigi collina

grow up guys!!
lets stop talking about nick and his old lady fetish and start talking more about football!!

23/07/2007 22:13:57 anonymous

Luke, you couldnt assist a brain surgen in removing a melignant tumor.

23/07/2007 18:09:38 Rus Edman

Assists will be amundssoned.

23/07/2007 17:20:32 Hezrophiliac

This message board has really gone to pot since I last perused.
By the way, I'm afraid i have been poached by Haslemere Town FC and am attending pre-season training with them this very evening.
Not sure if I'll be around tomorrow for chews-dei-phut but will try my breast.

23/07/2007 14:21:11 unknown

luke you cudnt even assist a rabbit on a lead!!!

23/07/2007 14:20:25 nick kendall

luke as soon as i saw that bad joke, i just knew it would be you.

23/07/2007 13:00:18 unknown

nick u couldn't even assist an old lady across the road!!!!!!!!!!! hehe

19/07/2007 21:34:29 Jack

Rus, pip dimi assisted my goal for the reds.

19/07/2007 13:17:21 nick kendall

funnily enough yesterday i posted that message from gareth kite..well last night i saw him and he bought me a drink hehehe

19/07/2007 12:25:18 nick kendall

russ i assisted ur goal

18/07/2007 14:35:21 anon

http://a.muglets.com/1H4CJ-A

18/07/2007 14:33:33 Gareth Kite

But rob... i fort we still had our fling going on?

18/07/2007 14:27:38 Charlotte

rob what are these girls talking about?? ur my bf!!

18/07/2007 14:16:09 Fiona

Hi Rob :):):) do you remember me! xxxxxxx come down to addlestone soon plz! :D :D X ily

18/07/2007 14:15:30 Miranda

Rob... you're not cheating on me, are you? :(

18/07/2007 14:12:54 Elle Jenkins

Rob i really fancy you, will u go out with me?

17/07/2007 12:05:25 nick ken

cheers for doin that pic nug, nice 1

16/07/2007 19:46:01 father ted

what time are we all nipping down to church for a quick glass of wine n a slice of the finest white bread money can buy

16/07/2007 17:56:47 Nug Nugent

No report as yet. Come on Ted, get a move on.

16/07/2007 17:38:47 Rus Edman

nug@fgcc.co.uk

is what i wrote below cock-smoker.

15/07/2007 20:36:35 pimms o'clock

nuggerage, what's your email address?

15/07/2007 01:06:15 ted ballsack

i desperately need nugs email rus, common baby- > common

13/07/2007 15:25:57 Ted Snakesack

Russ, i need you to send me nugs email address. cheers chedwin.

13/07/2007 15:22:03 Pat Batson

Nick, that look-alike picture of A.Pimm you found is quality. did you get that email i sent with all the famous look-alikes a couople of weeks back?

12/07/2007 13:31:19 Rus Edman

Anyone who wants to write a report can do so. I'm out and won't write one til Tuesday at the earliest.
Send it to nug@fgcc.co.uk

11/07/2007 09:58:34 Rus Edman

Anyone who wants to do some ratings has got until 11am.
As a reminder:

Reds:
Voyo (GK)
Henry A
Graham M
Jameson
Kendall S
Millington I
Millington T
Carrick R
Dimitrovski Z

Yellows:
Millington N
Klinge Markus
Edmonds R
Jenceforth R
Kendall N
Staikov S
Edmonds J
Carrick W
Zhadagova E

send them to russell@cparecruitment.com

10/07/2007 23:34:22 Dave Kendall

Now the first internet connection was invented and masterminded by Sir Jerry Internet in 1982 %*{}{}{"}"£$££$%W}{W}{$W$........

10/07/2007 14:12:20 Nug Nugent

I'll upload the Andy Pimm image at my earliest convenience. This week sometime, no doubt about it.

09/07/2007 16:56:21 Rus Edman

can't copy it.
and none of googles images are as good.
i'll ask Nug.

09/07/2007 16:08:22 NICK KENDALL

RUSS COPY N PASTE THAT LINK BELOW N PUT IT ON ANDY PIMS PICTURE

06/07/2007 23:31:17 El Rocco

Dexter's Labatory can play if the numbers increase to 11-a-side , then he can form part of a flat back four......

06/07/2007 16:37:14 stefan

common u guys

06/07/2007 13:10:26 nick kendall

oi russ thats my sayin!!! stop it!!
russ, look at this link, maybe you should put this as Andy Pim's profile picture...

http://www.brentfordfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Squad/PlayerProfilesDetail/0,,10421~12227,00.html

06/07/2007 11:32:00 Rus Edman

Dear Dexter's Labatory,

Why did you choose a name so close to actual Cartoon Network show Dexter's Laboratory? You must be getting confused for each other all the time.
In answer to your question, I've given it some thought, and have decided that your 2D limitations will make for uneven sides. I ran this past Nigel, and his chosen words were "sling yer fookin 'ook"

Splendid Regards,

Ruxter.

05/07/2007 18:21:30 Dexter's Labatory

Hi guys, i'm a cartoon character, isit ok if i come down for a kick-abat nxt tues?

05/07/2007 17:16:08 Rus Edman

Dear Stuart,

You are working next Tuesday. Bakery dept, Somerfield.
I hear you are in line for promotion.
Keep it up!

Rus.

05/07/2007 17:07:47 Stuart dexter

hey guys, can i come and play next tuesday

05/07/2007 12:55:01 Rus Edman

Dear Spectator,

re. Joe Russell 4th best player???

If anyone would like to contribute ratings after the game, I will average them into mine.
russell@cparecruitment.com

05/07/2007 12:50:15 Rus Edman

Hi Dextor,

You are more than welcome to play. Do the QPR boys get you mixed up with one-time Southampton star Dexter Blackstock? I bet they do.

Nick, I didn't get your email.
russell@cparecruitment.com

04/07/2007 22:01:46 spectator

joe russel.. 4th best last night??

04/07/2007 20:46:28 Dextor Blackstock

alrite lads? i play for QPR and i'm currently living in Ascot, isit alright if i come down 1 tuesday night n join in with u guys for a kick-about?

04/07/2007 17:55:17 nick kendal

russ did u get my email from e arlier on?

04/07/2007 15:06:12 Rus Edman

Anyone who wishes to post their own ratings before mine go up are welcome to; on the message forum, or directly to me - russell@cparecruitment.com

Luke Coop was average all night, except his ongoing tussle with Henry, in which he came out on top - hence scores in the 7s for both.

End of chat.

04/07/2007 12:08:01 Nick Kendall

I believe Henry deserves to be very hard done by to not get an 8/10 at the very least last night

03/07/2007 17:41:39 HEY

THANKS RUSS

03/07/2007 09:55:34 Rus Edman

Stats are updated.

02/07/2007 00:24:20 nick kendall

steve, u dont disguise ur messages very well, i find it hard to believe rob jenkins did send a message, because the timing of the messages seem to be very simultaneous

01/07/2007 16:58:39 stevie kendall

nick ill assist in giving you a thrashing on tuesday

01/07/2007 16:57:14 rob jenkins

yeah nick your crap

01/07/2007 16:56:17 stevie kendall

get over it nick, who cares about one of your assists, most of your assists are fluke anyway

01/07/2007 02:37:54 nick kendall

wen yellows won 7-3 mate, i assisted jack's goal. cheers !

30/06/2007 21:58:24 Rus Edman

Bracknell Sports Centre, Tuesdays 9pm.
Newcomers welcome.

Nick, I'll get your assist amended. Which game?

29/06/2007 19:03:51 A visitor

Nice website guys. Where do you usually play if I may ask?

29/06/2007 15:47:07 Nick Kendall

And i'm still an assist short , why do you ignore me

29/06/2007 12:52:49 Rus Edman

Interesting Statistic:
According to records, the players with the highest percentage of wins (who have played more than 10 games) are:
Mark Dugdale - 54% from 37 games
Danny Russell - 52% from 21 games
Steve Kendall - 50% from 38 games
Mark Cronin - 48% from 48 games
Simon Vassiliou - 47% from 32 games

29/06/2007 11:37:49 Rus Edman

"in all honesty the shot itself was 'on target'
although it did hit tom
fair play to tom
good finish
i laughed because nick was the one who happened to deem it as toms
so that i couldnt over take him on the records hehehehehehe"

this was not the goal I was talking about.
Jack's shot was heading for the pond. your goal was just not saved by tom.

29/06/2007 08:58:31 Rus Edman

Stefan - your goal is being added.
Luke Coop - Jack and I decide the scores by doing an average. If anyone else wants to contribute ratings, I would mean these into the scores too.
Rob Jockey - Get a haircut, then you might get a girlfriend.

27/06/2007 22:22:05 Stefan

Could you put my goal on the score sheet.Thank you.

27/06/2007 20:01:02 luke cooper

yeh russ, i played absolute shite last night, give me a 4.82

27/06/2007 19:43:53 rob jenkins

rus, your over generous with the match ratings, i think mine should be maximum 6.0

27/06/2007 19:42:42 simon

im sick of getting shit ratings! im not playing anymore boooohoooooo

27/06/2007 19:41:07 nigel

for fook sakes

27/06/2007 19:39:48 jacks girlfriend

jack, im sorry to say this but it had to come to an end one day....... we're finished babe.

27/06/2007 19:35:08 nigel

FUCK OFF TOM!!

27/06/2007 19:29:58 rob jenkins

in all honesty the shot itself was 'on target'
although it did hit tom
fair play to tom
good finish
i laughed because nick was the one who happened to deem it as toms
so that i couldnt over take him on the records hehehehehehe

27/06/2007 12:41:27 PFA

By the laws of football, if a shot is heading off target but is however diverted towards the goal mouth by another player, that person who the ball last made contact with should be awarded with the goal. In this case, i would deem last night's goal to be an Own goal

27/06/2007 11:35:10 Rus Edman

Jack Eds has temporarily been credited with his side's second goal yesterday. There is a panel out to decide whether it was infact an og from Tom Millington.
Any thoughts?

19/06/2007 19:49:43 luke

whos got a kart????

19/06/2007 19:49:08 churchill's wife

O shut up dear, nobody cares what you think these days.

come dinners ready. hehehehe X

18/06/2007 17:21:30 nick

well i know how im gona reply,! please can you put my assist up now!!

18/06/2007 12:56:09 churchill

i cannot forcast how the reds will reply to their recent defeat next tuesday, it is a wriddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

18/06/2007 12:52:06 luke cooper

errm somonewithsense.. do you realise that a kick in the throat is actually quite effective, so essentailly your contradicting what you said about jack hehehe X

17/06/2007 15:19:28 Joe

will do soon mark bbz!!! xxx

16/06/2007 23:09:35 mark c

Jo when are we gonna take your kart out?????

16/06/2007 17:55:13 stefan

pass!

16/06/2007 16:13:28 Nick Kendall

COMON RUSS, add my assist in! dont cheat me out for the second time, my assist for rob a few matches a go never came up either!!

16/06/2007 13:37:28 steve

GET UR RAT ATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

16/06/2007 13:36:58 stefan

'common you guys'

16/06/2007 13:35:52 rob jenkins

writes shit reports

16/06/2007 13:35:25 jack edmunds

im the shittest footballer

14/06/2007 19:51:42 someonewithsense

jack edmonds was shit. bout as effective as a kick in the throat

14/06/2007 19:46:09 Nick K

thanks rob!!! somebody recognised i assisted jack for his goal!

14/06/2007 18:58:40 rj

nick needs an assist recorded for the last game!!

13/06/2007 15:16:51 Rus Edman

Who recorded goals and assists, and who is going to do some ratings?
Lets have a goals and assists amanesty , all those that contributed.

13/06/2007 15:05:33 nick kendall

i think it was 7-3 to the yellows russ!

13/06/2007 14:28:33 Rus Edman

What was the score last night.
BTW, there are two 'l's in Russell.

13/06/2007 09:53:01 Simon V

I have just read last weeks ratings and contest them in their entirety. They must have been generated by someone who was not playing.

09/06/2007 09:04:11 danny roberts

what happen to match reports

07/06/2007 12:20:03 nick

hhaahahahahahaha!!!

07/06/2007 00:49:52 jack

nick sucks cock

05/06/2007 11:03:11 Nug Nugent

Where have all the goalkeepers gone? Come on Henry Kay, yellows need you.

03/06/2007 23:15:40 mark c

let us know Joe if you go testing would like to come along

01/06/2007 15:19:08 joe russel

yeh baby! should be gr8 fun! lol, get back soon mark bbz xxxxxxxx

31/05/2007 21:30:14 mark c

i wont be playing next week i will have to have a go in it set you a target time!!:-)

31/05/2007 19:42:05 joe russel

yes mark m8! it's up and running, ill show you next tuesday night or something!

30/05/2007 19:18:51 mark c

joe have you got a new kart yet?

29/05/2007 19:03:38 joe russel

comon lol jack lol why lol you lol saying lol silly lol stuff lol like lol that lol lol lol

29/05/2007 16:23:27 Eds Jnr

guys i heard that beckham heard bout tuesday nite football and needed to raise his fitness levels for brazil, realised the similarities in skill levels he is due to put in a special apperance tonight. xx

28/05/2007 17:45:01 Jack

i take it up the bum

28/05/2007 14:44:25 Stefan

common you guys

28/05/2007 14:42:52 jack

yes nick, that is correct. your a pile of shite

26/05/2007 14:41:19 nick kendall

NIck kendall hasn't been playing very well recently...

25/05/2007 23:46:56 Jack

Rob is quickly moving up the scoresheet....Watch out Steve and Rus.:)

24/05/2007 22:06:43 tuesdayfootupdate.com

Tuesday night saw nick continue his goaless run in emphatic style with some incredible misses.. better luck next tuesday!!

24/05/2007 18:36:24 Dimi Ends Goaless Run

Tuesday night saw Zak Dimitrovski, a long server of the Reds, end his run of 4 hours without a goal in emphatic style. In what appeared to be a strong formiddable Yellows defence on paper, Dimitrovski eased his way to glory, superbly finishing on 4 occasions to hand the Reds a well deserved victory.

15/05/2007 15:36:41 Rus Edman

I'm extremely proud of ya.

14/05/2007 19:18:04 Robert Rhys Jenkins

IM PLAYING PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER SIX AT NICKS HOUSE.

13/05/2007 21:35:21 Stefan

nug ya sack-o-shite.

13/05/2007 21:24:43 Eds Jnr

If anyone has beef with my ratings or player comments, then take it up with mel.

03/05/2007 15:04:31 nick kendall

it was definatley me!!!

03/05/2007 09:36:26 Rus Edman

I can't even remember the 4th goal. Jack assured me Jendo-Jen scored it, but I credited the senior Kendal with the assist. I might change it.

02/05/2007 17:26:58 nick kendall

I ASSISTED YESTERDAY

02/05/2007 16:13:24 Jack

Luke is flying the flag for the yellows.

what a great kid he is.

01/05/2007 23:03:17 Breaking News

The Reds have reportedly placed a bid of £22,000,000 in attempt to lure the talented Kendall brothers into their squad.

01/05/2007 15:11:22 Nug Nugent

Pah. I'm not sure whether I'll be turning out yet, either - I'm heading to Middlesex to play some cricket tonight. If I perform well, I'm unlikely to be around on too many Tuesday nights during the one-day cricket season, if you know what I mean ;)

01/05/2007 12:55:36 HK

Won't be playing again tonight unfortunately, gotta fly to Madrid this afternoon.
Apparently Casillas is under performing so I'm in discussions to replace him.

30/04/2007 22:32:29 Jack Edmonds

Basically, my agent and i have discussed a transfer to the Reds.

30/04/2007 22:31:47 Heather Nungent

Heya, howz u? lolz, Tb xxxx ;)

26/04/2007 12:45:24 David Moggs

He keeps on email me about this. I dont even know where it is you play so cant.

25/04/2007 13:15:04 Rus Edman

Stats:
Last 0-0 was 25th May 2004.
This is the only other stalemate I can remember since I started playing in 1997.

Match report to follow soon. Well done Luke Cooper for edging out the Marks, Tom and Nick for MOM.

24/04/2007 16:58:08 Antonis

I cant wait to play for the yellows tonight.

23/04/2007 19:50:10 Danny

Great job by the way nug! You should advertise this site more at matches! See you tommorow

23/04/2007 19:43:39 Danny

Ye my average rating is a 4. Oh well, its compensating for something.

23/04/2007 15:12:36 Henners

I was planning on playing tomorrow as I'm aiming to beat David James's record of clean sheets. But I will be in London working unfortunately. Gutted.
How you doing Nugsson? Still look like Benayoun?

23/04/2007 09:26:53 Rus Edman

WHO IS PLAYING TOMORROW?

20/04/2007 19:44:14 mark c

for sale fridge freezer good working order £20 (now its a proper forum!!!!)

19/04/2007 18:43:44 David Moggs

Someone invited me to this ages ago.

19/04/2007 18:38:07 DAN ROBERTS

FIRST TIME IVE SEEN THE SITE ,WHO EVER IS DOING IT ,YOUR DOING A GOOD JOB,NIGEL TURN UP NEXT WEEK BECAUSE WERE GOING TO BEAT THE YELLOWS

19/04/2007 18:28:54 Nigel

For sale:
Boots, shin pads, Middlesborough kit. Any offer. Will swap for pipe and slippers.

19/04/2007 18:21:09 mark c

So where is the for sale section then?

19/04/2007 17:19:14 Rus Edman

Actually, where are both our regular goalies?
Nigel and Rob have been making a name for themselves lately. Who needs real goalkeepers?

19/04/2007 17:03:41 Nug Nugent

Good point, Henry. Where have you been? Are you playing on Tuesday?

19/04/2007 16:57:41 Henry K

This must be the most basic message board known to man...

19/04/2007 16:14:38 Joe Russell

nice web site lads - I've had a look

19/04/2007 15:37:50 mark c

i hear handbags were being thrown around at the last game

19/04/2007 14:54:49 Simon Vassiliou

I think we will have less users on here than on our predictathon board.

18/04/2007 22:06:16 Nug Nugent

Who said that? Come on, own up.

18/04/2007 20:06:01 Henry

FOUL

18/04/2007 18:18:11 Rus Edman

Nice one Nugent. Let's see who actually visits this damned site.

18/04/2007 18:14:54 Nug Nugent

Sorry - this truly must be the most basic message board known to man. I'm interested to see whether anybody will post here at all.