Good to see the message board being used as it should be.

Not bad... Not bad.

Nice site, thanks for information!

DAESH ONOTOLE V PRAVITELI VSELENNOI!

Thanks a lot dude :(

Thanks a lot, dude :)

Thanks a lot, dude :)

Thanks a lot, dude :)

Thanks a lot, dude :)

Thanks a lot, dude :)

Thanks a lot, dude :)

interesting site man

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Because the rest of the yellows were shit.

why has russ got the second best rating for the yellows?

mature

the bed

OK Russ - a fair explanation of something I was hitherto unaware of. Will take your word for it. Still an exciting game anyway, and at least we enjoyed the pleasure of a hard-fought win on the night - even if we have only found out later that we didn't ! lol

always cheating

The score two weeks ago was 8-8.
Zak quoted a wrong tally early on and thereafter Reds maintained an incorrect scoreline. Only dilligent score-counting (and assist-counting) Yellows were able to prevent this error going down in history.
HyperG's goal will be erased pursuant to any further insubordination.

In that case there is one missing off the scorers.
It was def 9-8 on the night. I scored the seventh, and there were two after that.

no, i scored one goal for the yellows before i came 2 the reds. sorry

The result from 02 September should read 8-9. The scorers add up to that result ok.

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Ryan Lee and Mitch Hayden now updated.
Anyone else want an update? I'll correct the Pimm(sic) brothers moniker if requested.

ahhh

and his Urban Sports

Could u change Ryan Wong back to Ryan Lee PLS....??

Tu es la vague, moi l'isle nue

i am the mountain, i am the sea, you cant take that away from me

chris skinner not jason stringer

Anyone else except me and junksters want to comment on the ratings or performances, or Graham Mantell's haircut?

good post man thx

c51t

Turns out it was Lee Walker again.

Who scored Reds first goal ?

Tom played for the yellows

And also, did Tom Cousins play for Yellows or Reds?
Answers with a SAE to POBox 12.
First correct entry drawn will receive an extra pass.

Who scored Reds first goal last week? I lost my notes.

good post man thx

cool jackson

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piss off you nick wannabe.

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moses moncola's winner in that title race run in 2006?

Coolvan jiffka sloot ya?

that would be true, if it weren;t for the fact that he has the best results ratio of all the yelluds. Closely followed by Jack Kostanski.

LOL!

Interesting Statistic - Whenever Simon hasn't turned up, the yellows have always played better

does it help the fact im a cunt?

Interesting stat. Of the 10 occasions out of 26 that there have been an odd number of players, Reds have received the extra man on every occasion.
Just thought you'd like to know.

good work with the ratings etc

a cunt

good work man

It's funny goodluck

bookmark you thx

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Robs second name is spelt 'Parks' and Jack Kostanski got an assist.

hiyaaaaaaaaaa :D

I'm shit

13th May.
robbed of another MOTM by 0.05 of a rating.
i demand action !

20th May,

where's my MOTM?

who's running this show?

this is a disgrace.

am i a cunt?

john

ing me out

hi nice site thx

bookmark you thx

N2Cwt3

N2Cwt3

....

i'm a wrong'un.. just like my farva.

Ratings are up punks, and fake Stefanses.

steve, you are no longer welcome at tuesday night football

where are the FUCKING ratings

comon you guys

rob you shit allover the pitch m8

i actually wanna play on pitch tonight
i wanna go up front !

jack your in goal tonight because your bloody useless up front tonight !

""LOLOLOLOLOLOL""

and you shuda scored 5!

your the one who gave it away both times on their 2 goals?

you let in 2, we scored 1. Question that.

the attackers were better than defenders for yellows? questionable.

i cant come tonight boys
im off on a date with dani al

c296t

thats really funny

i cant make next tuesday, cos i got bummed by some big black man and it hurts :(

i'm defecting to the Reds.

lol

looof u jark xxx

Nick, spéar dáli yer. fuckin' jifká.

Jacks been bummed more than any other player this year

yea yea Jack, you just think that.......:)

can't play next week boys. i'm having sharon round to meet the parents.

alright phil, it was just a one-off. dont get all excited :)

haaaaaaaha. who got man of the match ey??????

stefan is a big gay baboon

..........

zak scored

Football is not cancelled at all. However, I know who owes money, and if it doesn't get paid, Nigel will cancel football for those individuals.

fuck off puttin everything in my name JACK!

''could not'' but he will be able to continue doin so soon

Football is cancelled for the next two months as Nigel could not pay it by himself any longer.

im well up for footy tonight!!!!!!!
whos coming???
X

i think me turning up had a big influence on the game last week

im gay

i feel so fresh back from my injury now, the reds will definately have to look out for me tonight...
im on fire

i cant remember playing on the right wing once last nite!!! but ill take the MOTM award haha

jack, im sorry to say this but it had to come to an end one day....... we're finished babe.

nick you spend your life on your laptop making conversations with yourself.

im so hungover this mornin guys :(

im rare pissed rite now :0 !

dont i deserve a 9 because i was still a bit injured?

it took quite a few deflections.

didnt i assist nicks goal.. as i was the corner taker?

I cant wait to see 'Ryan Jenkins' name up in lights!

I just looked at the score and did not believe that russel and jack would be capable of sharing 12 goals between them. impossibility . until i saw who was playing just behind the both of them. what a player, stefan has been by far the player of the season up and till now. BUT YESSS WHAT A WIN!!!!!

Steph WAS unreal to be fair... Now i see why Zak gets so many goals! :)

I didnt write that

Simon can't kick a ball properly

tite

you fat hoota

Nug...i was brought up to think postively, and confidence will come along with positive thinking. infact the odds were fairly poor. 4/6 i got. so the yellows are definately going to win. and like i said, when i return, i will be returning to a team on a winning streak :D ....then we mite start losing again haha

What odds did you get, Nick? I have to say I don't much fancy your chances - I'll happily issue 66/1.

Not entirely.

i see the yellows still havent got a in under their belt.. still regret swapping me for steve rus ? LOLOL

i put a bet on down ladbrokes. yellows to win 4-1, jack edmonds to score first. c'monnn

nice to see somebody is in the same boat as me, hello nug :)

I'm gutted I won't be able to play tomorrow - my knee's been absolutely buggered since I twisted it last Tuesday. Something is hanging on by a thread, and it needs resting. I hope Craig can make it as Yellows need defenders.

Gideon Spibles was pretty mystical in the troublesome right back spot for yellows. He was able to mysteriously vanish the ball as it came to him and reappear it at Zak's feet. It was pure wizardry.

fock off

Jenna jameson sucking dick. Jenna jameson does a blowjob see my girlfriend making jokes while sucking my cock pornstar rebecca linares gets a surprise big dick.

and also...gideon probably thinks hes the dogs bollocks on Fifa 08..but this dont mean hes gna be able to dominate tuesday night footie...what the hell was he doing there? i thought he was a full time gamer! :O

good to see we put in a good performance! shows how valuable our defenders are by the looks of it! good job! ....this is the turning point!

p.s. i didnt write that message below

well the odds were against you winning

we played a pub team from the other pitch and lost 3-2

what was the score last nite?

yellows will never win without tracking back and helping defend, too many forwards

With or without Luke, the Yellows are shoddy. We must play better tonight.

i agree, without luke yellows are a different team

yer dan grow up its casue im not there and we all no that! hehe
xx

dan needs to grow up

according to dan taylor, the yellows won't win because they don't have him in goal

you yellows up for playing decent football tonight??

Anyone up for playing a sensible ball tonight?

lol jks, it was me really. sorry :( xxx

you can piss off! i was watching eastenders at 8.11! so sod off!

i love you rob

Yer Rob, the I might concider going out with you.

Cut your hair Rob

I love you Cronin!

......watching Eastenders was better than watching East Europeans walk though the midfield and defence.... ;)

15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can piss off! i was watching eastenders at 8.11! so sod off!

I didn't write that, clearly nick did.

sorry but jack was not the best player on our team last week

last tuesday was the worst tuesday night ive ever experienced

I have a fat nose

I'm Gonna score 1 less than last year!!!!!!

im gona be top scorer next year, watch out zak

3-3-1 sufficate there 3 pronged attack

Mick Sheehan used to swear by triangles.
Maybe we should give it a try.

Yellows we need a formation to win next year!!!

next year.... next year.

GOOD ONE !

can i push on slightly. im lookin to get 2 goals so i can match steve?

Nug is definitely not in goal next week. He is lone striker, with Hashman Edmonendez in support. Jack, Rob and I will be back, and Stick Kendal between the Nicks.

Correct. Ashley is playing.

i make next week the last week of the tuesday nite footie season?

well officially he was actually at college. so i take thatback

Steve was officially at work 9.28 this mornin, own up who posted this :(

nick cant defend

nug...ur upfront next game, ill fill in at the back.

I like your attitude Nick. We have to go all-out to win our remaining games, restore some pride, and then we'll have the momentum with us for the start of next season.
I'd love to get a goal this year. LOVE IT.

I issue out this rallying cry to every true Yellows player. And for those who haven't been attending, get your arses down to Bagshot Road

Statistics mean nothing. Deep down, I want the Yellows to win. There is pride to play for. I feel distraught that the Yellows have failed to win the league twice in 2 years even though i have made some appearances for the Reds. We're lacking leadership, we're full of talent and we're just not performing as a team like how we were at the start of this year. All of us need to re-group and work our socks off for the team from start till end. Last night was proof how we can just give up once we've gone a few goals down. We need to fight from start to finish, not just turn it on in the space of 5 minutes. I know we can do it, let's win these last 2/3/4 games and finish this season on a high, come back next year and continue the winning run. YOU YELLLLOOOWWWWWWSSSSSS

Stefan is now the most successful player. Yellows need to turn it round for Nick, since we've nowt else to play for.

The top scorers chart makes for grim reading this year. On last night's form, Zak might just reach 100 for the season ;)

FUCKINT BULLSDHIT THIS GAME. HATE It. rus uou chat shit. batty-end.

WELL DONE NICKYYY

Nick Kendall has become the most successful player with 20 wins 8 draws and 13 defeats this season.

"shut up rob you immature asylum"

shut up rob u immature asylum

''oh dear nick''

o dear nick.

that wasn't me, it was jack, rob rung me and told me it was him

comon rus where are the ratings?

you must be a very poor FA if you can't even count properly, cos the total does come to 56 you retard lol

the yellows should be on 55 points.. not 56

Steve u thick bastard...

jack loves men

Rus i got the long ball assist when you headed it in from the edge of the area.

Rus i got the long ball assist when you headed it in from the edge of the area.

Rus i got the long ball assist when you headed it in from the edge of the area.

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Dear All,

WHy all the repetitions?
Well done to Copperman for securing another MOTM award. There is a nominal trophy for this too.

Regards,

Edman.

6 games left this season!

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

erm..did not actually repeat it that time lol

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

love the name for roo jezlebound HAHAHA

Steve Kendall has been on the winning team the most this season, followed by his brother who is 2nd. The 2 most valuable players to have in your team to achieve victory?

"It's a very amusing question, but no awards for diving."

It's a very amusing question, but no awards for diving.

''no awards for best dives of the season then :(''

I thought that question was rhetoric.
The answer is no.

no awards for best dives of the season then :(

no awards for best dives of the season then :(

The following prizes are available:
10 games need to have been played to be eligible.
Golden Boot - top scorer on goal to game ratio
Player of the season - highest average rating
Man of the Season - most MOTM awards
Silver Boot - most assists on assist per game ratio
Goal of the season - entirely subjective and decided by a small panel
Worst hair - sponsored by Rob Jenkins' agent

The actual prize is nominal, and will usually comprise some kudos and maybe a slap on the back.

The Golden Boot is for the all-round top-scorer. The Silver Boot is for the highest-scoring defender. Midfielders get nothing, unless they've scored more than the strikers.

i never said that below lol

i think jack may have a battle on his hands to try and beat you to the bronze boot russ, seeing as ill be snapping up the silver boot!

Who is going to win the coveted Bronze Boot this season?
My money is on Jack Eds.

If this message gets blocked then, I will know I am spam?

I've put some primitive spam blocking in place. I'll keep an eye on this and see if things improve....

Great, here we go again....

I'm sure you all noticed the spam which recently hit the messageboard. I've deleted it for the time being, but if it returns I may have to implement usernames/passwords....

I am sure it will be an interesting game tonight, Nick - the yellows will be right up for it. Last week was a bit of a Maggie Thatcher Winston Churchill Lord Beaverbrook scenario...........

MAN UP YA ARSE!!! LOL!!

im back for this tuesday, im ready, 100% committed, i seriously cant wait! forget it reds, the glory and the passion is in the direction of the yellows

guys... wtf happened last night :( dont woz, we'll blates win nxt week
!

Jack. Who is your fantasy football goalkeeper?

They don't call me Yakubu for nothing ;)

AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, Graham's goal was a blinder. From about 10 yards out he picked his spot perfectly. Dan had no chance.
Come to think of it, Mark's goal was very similar.

not really russ but im well jealous that u went to footie last nite! must of been one of the all time great matches !!! mainly cos graham n mark got their first goals! !!! ... i wasnt at the game but i take it reds had the uppeer hand, cos if dan still got 8.56 and conceded 6...he must have also saved a bag full of shots as well?

One of my fantasy teams has Michael Owen in it.
I've used all my subs this week. I'm going to slit my wrists.

Jealous?

Jack - last week I was at Stamford Bridge. There were 17000 other people who were apparently available to play Tuesday night though ! LOL

Incidently, Rob got one assist on tuesday and nick got the other

Rus, you're making it blindingly obvious to us that you have no life.....

#cue your massively witty and cutting responce#

anyone up for fantasy football leagues? nugg and i have already entered our teams into about 30,000 different leagues! jealous?

i actually get it now LOL soz got a bit confused cos i didnt know it was graham who said it!

DANS BALLLLLLLLLLL!

CC'UU'UMM ONN R'OBB....TH'ATTTS A' FOUL!

PHILIP! SHOOOT!

HAHAAAA!!! Graham, you should have said 'man up your arse' anyway... it would have been a memorable occasion. Graham, where were u on Tuesday?

I don't get it

Old habits die hard, guys! We have a couple of girls in our 7-a-side league at work. One of them plays for BA Ladies actually - but I almost embarrassed myself with " Man up your...... Ooops - er, sorry - Man on !!" Almost as bad was when I played against her once and she closed down one of my team. "Woman on! " just doesn't sound quite right ! :)

NICK'S UP YOUR ARSEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Anyone want to play a game of cricket on Sunday for Frimley Green CC?

GGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAN UP YOUR ARSE!!!!

Hi Rob doin well good love ya xxx

I can't believe you broke my drum sticks when you lost 5-4 to nick on pro evo rob!!!

I know...i just know....

Rob, I've ironed your underpants.

I'm not coming to football next week - Ive got myspace to do.

bless

Jack is a gayer.

No he's not

comeserations, salutations and tribulations to the next two weeks ahead. hopefully you complete your task luke.

well done jack your shooting up the top scorers list! congrats!
xx

Rob, Nick assisted an old lady across the road.

Russ, i assisted an old lady across the road

Rus, i assisted andy pimms goal.

Dear Nick,

I think you are trying to say that Shrek III is not showing at Exeter Odeon.

Confused, 30, Tring.

it was jus dan taylor said hes sure steve didnt score tuesday nite n then i fort i cudnt remember him either. not to worry we're prob both wrong!

CANT WAIT FOR TONIGHT, WORK IS GOING SO SLOWWWWWWWWWWW

Terrible news for the yellows, Henry Kay having defected to Haslemere Town. Terrible :(

Who scored for Reds then?
I thought it was Zak, Steve and AndyImPm?

did steve actually score on tuesday? i seriously dont remember him scorin at all!

Does anyone other than Jack write on this message board?

yes boys

rob u best not have a girlfriend, u told me u were single at the party. having second thoughts?

......He wont fuckin leave us alone.

Nick is really grabbing the media at the moment

grow up guys!!
lets stop talking about nick and his old lady fetish and start talking more about football!!

Luke, you couldnt assist a brain surgen in removing a melignant tumor.

Assists will be amundssoned.

This message board has really gone to pot since I last perused.
By the way, I'm afraid i have been poached by Haslemere Town FC and am attending pre-season training with them this very evening.
Not sure if I'll be around tomorrow for chews-dei-phut but will try my breast.

luke you cudnt even assist a rabbit on a lead!!!

luke as soon as i saw that bad joke, i just knew it would be you.

nick u couldn't even assist an old lady across the road!!!!!!!!!!! hehe

Rus, pip dimi assisted my goal for the reds.

funnily enough yesterday i posted that message from gareth kite..well last night i saw him and he bought me a drink hehehe

russ i assisted ur goal

http://a.muglets.com/1H4CJ-A

But rob... i fort we still had our fling going on?

rob what are these girls talking about?? ur my bf!!

Hi Rob :):):) do you remember me! xxxxxxx come down to addlestone soon plz! :D :D X ily

Rob... you're not cheating on me, are you? :(

Rob i really fancy you, will u go out with me?

cheers for doin that pic nug, nice 1

what time are we all nipping down to church for a quick glass of wine n a slice of the finest white bread money can buy

No report as yet. Come on Ted, get a move on.

nug@fgcc.co.uk

is what i wrote below cock-smoker.

nuggerage, what's your email address?

i desperately need nugs email rus, common baby- > common

Russ, i need you to send me nugs email address. cheers chedwin.

Nick, that look-alike picture of A.Pimm you found is quality. did you get that email i sent with all the famous look-alikes a couople of weeks back?

Anyone who wants to write a report can do so. I'm out and won't write one til Tuesday at the earliest.
Send it to nug@fgcc.co.uk

Anyone who wants to do some ratings has got until 11am.
As a reminder:

Reds:
Voyo (GK)
Henry A
Graham M
Jameson
Kendall S
Millington I
Millington T
Carrick R
Dimitrovski Z

Yellows:
Millington N
Klinge Markus
Edmonds R
Jenceforth R
Kendall N
Staikov S
Edmonds J
Carrick W
Zhadagova E

send them to russell@cparecruitment.com

Now the first internet connection was invented and masterminded by Sir Jerry Internet in 1982 %*{}{}{"}"£$££$%W}{W}{$W$........

I'll upload the Andy Pimm image at my earliest convenience. This week sometime, no doubt about it.

can't copy it.
and none of googles images are as good.
i'll ask Nug.

RUSS COPY N PASTE THAT LINK BELOW N PUT IT ON ANDY PIMS PICTURE

Dexter's Labatory can play if the numbers increase to 11-a-side , then he can form part of a flat back four......

common u guys

oi russ thats my sayin!!! stop it!!
russ, look at this link, maybe you should put this as Andy Pim's profile picture...

http://www.brentfordfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Squad/PlayerProfilesDetail/0,,10421~12227,00.html

Dear Dexter's Labatory,

Why did you choose a name so close to actual Cartoon Network show Dexter's Laboratory? You must be getting confused for each other all the time.
In answer to your question, I've given it some thought, and have decided that your 2D limitations will make for uneven sides. I ran this past Nigel, and his chosen words were "sling yer fookin 'ook"

Splendid Regards,

Ruxter.

Hi guys, i'm a cartoon character, isit ok if i come down for a kick-abat nxt tues?

Dear Stuart,

You are working next Tuesday. Bakery dept, Somerfield.
I hear you are in line for promotion.
Keep it up!

Rus.

hey guys, can i come and play next tuesday

Dear Spectator,

re. Joe Russell 4th best player???

If anyone would like to contribute ratings after the game, I will average them into mine.
russell@cparecruitment.com

Hi Dextor,

You are more than welcome to play. Do the QPR boys get you mixed up with one-time Southampton star Dexter Blackstock? I bet they do.

Nick, I didn't get your email.
russell@cparecruitment.com

joe russel.. 4th best last night??

alrite lads? i play for QPR and i'm currently living in Ascot, isit alright if i come down 1 tuesday night n join in with u guys for a kick-about?

russ did u get my email from e arlier on?

Anyone who wishes to post their own ratings before mine go up are welcome to; on the message forum, or directly to me - russell@cparecruitment.com

Luke Coop was average all night, except his ongoing tussle with Henry, in which he came out on top - hence scores in the 7s for both.

End of chat.

I believe Henry deserves to be very hard done by to not get an 8/10 at the very least last night

THANKS RUSS

Stats are updated.

steve, u dont disguise ur messages very well, i find it hard to believe rob jenkins did send a message, because the timing of the messages seem to be very simultaneous

nick ill assist in giving you a thrashing on tuesday

yeah nick your crap

get over it nick, who cares about one of your assists, most of your assists are fluke anyway

wen yellows won 7-3 mate, i assisted jack's goal. cheers !

Bracknell Sports Centre, Tuesdays 9pm.
Newcomers welcome.

Nick, I'll get your assist amended. Which game?

Nice website guys. Where do you usually play if I may ask?

And i'm still an assist short , why do you ignore me

Interesting Statistic:
According to records, the players with the highest percentage of wins (who have played more than 10 games) are:
Mark Dugdale - 54% from 37 games
Danny Russell - 52% from 21 games
Steve Kendall - 50% from 38 games
Mark Cronin - 48% from 48 games
Simon Vassiliou - 47% from 32 games

"in all honesty the shot itself was 'on target'
although it did hit tom
fair play to tom
good finish
i laughed because nick was the one who happened to deem it as toms
so that i couldnt over take him on the records hehehehehehe"

this was not the goal I was talking about.
Jack's shot was heading for the pond. your goal was just not saved by tom.

Stefan - your goal is being added.
Luke Coop - Jack and I decide the scores by doing an average. If anyone else wants to contribute ratings, I would mean these into the scores too.
Rob Jockey - Get a haircut, then you might get a girlfriend.

Could you put my goal on the score sheet.Thank you.

yeh russ, i played absolute shite last night, give me a 4.82

rus, your over generous with the match ratings, i think mine should be maximum 6.0

im sick of getting shit ratings! im not playing anymore boooohoooooo

for fook sakes

jack, im sorry to say this but it had to come to an end one day....... we're finished babe.

FUCK OFF TOM!!

in all honesty the shot itself was 'on target'
although it did hit tom
fair play to tom
good finish
i laughed because nick was the one who happened to deem it as toms
so that i couldnt over take him on the records hehehehehehe

By the laws of football, if a shot is heading off target but is however diverted towards the goal mouth by another player, that person who the ball last made contact with should be awarded with the goal. In this case, i would deem last night's goal to be an Own goal

Jack Eds has temporarily been credited with his side's second goal yesterday. There is a panel out to decide whether it was infact an og from Tom Millington.
Any thoughts?

whos got a kart????

O shut up dear, nobody cares what you think these days.

come dinners ready. hehehehe X

well i know how im gona reply,! please can you put my assist up now!!

i cannot forcast how the reds will reply to their recent defeat next tuesday, it is a wriddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

errm somonewithsense.. do you realise that a kick in the throat is actually quite effective, so essentailly your contradicting what you said about jack hehehe X

will do soon mark bbz!!! xxx

Jo when are we gonna take your kart out?????

pass!

COMON RUSS, add my assist in! dont cheat me out for the second time, my assist for rob a few matches a go never came up either!!

GET UR RAT ATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

'common you guys'

writes shit reports

im the shittest footballer

jack edmonds was shit. bout as effective as a kick in the throat

thanks rob!!! somebody recognised i assisted jack for his goal!

nick needs an assist recorded for the last game!!

Who recorded goals and assists, and who is going to do some ratings?
Lets have a goals and assists amanesty , all those that contributed.

i think it was 7-3 to the yellows russ!

What was the score last night.
BTW, there are two 'l's in Russell.

I have just read last weeks ratings and contest them in their entirety. They must have been generated by someone who was not playing.

what happen to match reports

hhaahahahahahaha!!!

nick sucks cock

Where have all the goalkeepers gone? Come on Henry Kay, yellows need you.

let us know Joe if you go testing would like to come along

yeh baby! should be gr8 fun! lol, get back soon mark bbz xxxxxxxx

i wont be playing next week i will have to have a go in it set you a target time!!:-)

yes mark m8! it's up and running, ill show you next tuesday night or something!

joe have you got a new kart yet?

comon lol jack lol why lol you lol saying lol silly lol stuff lol like lol that lol lol lol

guys i heard that beckham heard bout tuesday nite football and needed to raise his fitness levels for brazil, realised the similarities in skill levels he is due to put in a special apperance tonight. xx

i take it up the bum

common you guys

yes nick, that is correct. your a pile of shite

NIck kendall hasn't been playing very well recently...

Rob is quickly moving up the scoresheet....Watch out Steve and Rus.:)

Tuesday night saw nick continue his goaless run in emphatic style with some incredible misses.. better luck next tuesday!!

Tuesday night saw Zak Dimitrovski, a long server of the Reds, end his run of 4 hours without a goal in emphatic style. In what appeared to be a strong formiddable Yellows defence on paper, Dimitrovski eased his way to glory, superbly finishing on 4 occasions to hand the Reds a well deserved victory.

I'm extremely proud of ya.

IM PLAYING PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER SIX AT NICKS HOUSE.

nug ya sack-o-shite.

If anyone has beef with my ratings or player comments, then take it up with mel.

it was definatley me!!!

I can't even remember the 4th goal. Jack assured me Jendo-Jen scored it, but I credited the senior Kendal with the assist. I might change it.

I ASSISTED YESTERDAY

Luke is flying the flag for the yellows.

what a great kid he is.

The Reds have reportedly placed a bid of £22,000,000 in attempt to lure the talented Kendall brothers into their squad.

Pah. I'm not sure whether I'll be turning out yet, either - I'm heading to Middlesex to play some cricket tonight. If I perform well, I'm unlikely to be around on too many Tuesday nights during the one-day cricket season, if you know what I mean ;)

Won't be playing again tonight unfortunately, gotta fly to Madrid this afternoon.
Apparently Casillas is under performing so I'm in discussions to replace him.

Basically, my agent and i have discussed a transfer to the Reds.

Heya, howz u? lolz, Tb xxxx ;)

He keeps on email me about this. I dont even know where it is you play so cant.

Stats:
Last 0-0 was 25th May 2004.
This is the only other stalemate I can remember since I started playing in 1997.

Match report to follow soon. Well done Luke Cooper for edging out the Marks, Tom and Nick for MOM.

I cant wait to play for the yellows tonight.

Great job by the way nug! You should advertise this site more at matches! See you tommorow

Ye my average rating is a 4. Oh well, its compensating for something.

I was planning on playing tomorrow as I'm aiming to beat David James's record of clean sheets. But I will be in London working unfortunately. Gutted.
How you doing Nugsson? Still look like Benayoun?

WHO IS PLAYING TOMORROW?

for sale fridge freezer good working order £20 (now its a proper forum!!!!)

Someone invited me to this ages ago.

FIRST TIME IVE SEEN THE SITE ,WHO EVER IS DOING IT ,YOUR DOING A GOOD JOB,NIGEL TURN UP NEXT WEEK BECAUSE WERE GOING TO BEAT THE YELLOWS

For sale:
Boots, shin pads, Middlesborough kit. Any offer. Will swap for pipe and slippers.

So where is the for sale section then?

Actually, where are both our regular goalies?
Nigel and Rob have been making a name for themselves lately. Who needs real goalkeepers?

Good point, Henry. Where have you been? Are you playing on Tuesday?

This must be the most basic message board known to man...

nice web site lads - I've had a look

i hear handbags were being thrown around at the last game

I think we will have less users on here than on our predictathon board.

Who said that? Come on, own up.

FOUL

Nice one Nugent. Let's see who actually visits this damned site.

Sorry - this truly must be the most basic message board known to man. I'm interested to see whether anybody will post here at all.